Clueless "As If" Crop

“As If” Crop Tee

Dictators? As If! This crop top serves up Beverly Hills attitude with a side of resistance. Inspired by Cher Horowitz’s most iconic clapback, this tee is as soft as her fluffy pen and twice as bold. Silky to the touch with raw edges and a relaxed cropped fit, it’s the perfect summer uniform for anyone who knows how to roll their eyes and spark change.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• The ultimate Y2K throwback with a 2025 bite

• Silky soft + lightweight = effortless cool

• Cropped fit with raw edges for that laid-back vibe

• Turns any outfit into an instant protest-with-style look

🪩 Features

• 3.5 oz., 65/35 polyester/combed ring-spun cotton, 40 singles

• 1x1 baby rib, relaxed crew neckline

• Raw edge sleeve and hem

• Cropped body with relaxed fit

• Side seams

🌍 Sustainably Made
Because fast fashion is so 1995. Each tee is printed on-demand just for you, typically in about a week. You’ll get tracking as soon as it’s on the way.

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